Watched "Bastille Day" and "Act of Contrition" today. Lee and Zarek are epic tools.
Technically done with New Moon (skimmed last few chappies cos once Ed's back, everything goes uber corny as he dramatically declares his undying lurve for Bella and crap). If there's one thing I want to see in the NM movie, it's Head!Edward.
It would be totesly awesomesauce. When Bella does something stupid, head!Edward (Headward!) could pop out of nowhere and no one else but Bella can see him, just like Gaius and head!Six! He can yell at her and she can yell back and everyone else will look at her like she's going crazy
Yes, I want to see Headward. That's all I want to see. :P
In Mrs. F news...her students are going to take home
Nevertheless it's not very human at the moment. It looks pretty darn real and weighs about 6 pounds, but at least it doesn't pee and poop and move and stuff. Cos then we'd need to get off of this Earth ASAP before the Cylons return.
Kay, so I went to a Comedy Sportz event at school earlier tonight and it was WIN.
Here's how it was WIN.
( What's on that? Laura Roslin? OH MY GODS, MY NAME IS LAURA ROSLIN! )
Kay, so it wasn't what I'd expected. But it was still WIN. :]
*sigh* Good times, good times. Laura looks at Bill a lot.
If only she knew... ;]
In Mrs. F news, the guy from yesterday's FTEF (for the epic fail) episode was forced to come back and apologize to her. *snerk*
And today she was wearing a wig over her hair (still growing back, and it's curly like Billy's!) and it was like the style MM had in You Can Thank Me Later (epic bathroom scene, omgawds.)
I told her about the airlock line. She wishes she had an airlock. :]
In Twilight news...
LOL BELLA HAS A HEAD!EDWARD LOLZ.
And that scene on Col. One after Lee did the whole electric pulse thing. Laura was totes on the floor and she was MOANING. Le scandal! I swear, one of the captains copped a feel as he woke up. x]
*does happy fangirl dance*
In other Mrs. F news... she has a white, Laura Roslin's Boob Shirt-esque type of crossover shirt. And today when she was lecturing she sounded as if she was at a press conference. LOL.
I'll wait a moment before I get to the epic fail part though. First of all, I leeched BSG season one off of Caitlyn! Yay! *happy dance*
Next, the class discussion about the digestive system in Mrs. F's class started thusly:
Mrs. F: "All of us humans (not Cylons) need food in order to survive."
Talk about EPIC WIN. Which, btw, is spelled E-P-I-C W-I-N.
I also borrowed New Moon. Bella is such an emo kid right now.
Okay, here's the WTF moment of the day.
Mrs. F and I are talking about BSG, missing Billy, and crack!fics while she's on duty (supervising the lunch tables) when this guy comes onto campus randomly and asks for a girl named (using made up name) Emily.
Mrs. F, naturally, doesn't trust him and tells him to tell the office.
The guy gets pissed off and was all like, "Don't talk to me." He walks off. Mrs. F and I gape at him.
Me: "That was crossing a line."
The guy comes back, and by now the little group is consisting of Mrs. F (Laura Roslin Reincarnate of the Epic Win), Mr. W (history teacher), and me (acting like a third wheel).
Mr. W: (to the guy, in his military authoritarian voice) "Excuse me, but I do believe you disregarded my colleague here."
Guy: (Still Not Getting It) "Don't talk to me! Come on, Emily, we're leaving!"
Mrs. F: (being all epic and Laura Roslin-ish) "Why do you say that?
Guy: "You guys are racist whites." (he's African-American, btw)
Mr. W: "Excuse me, but that sort of talk is not acceptable."
Guy: "Don't talk to me! Nuh-uh, don't talk to me! You're all racists!"
Mr. W: (looks ready to murder)
Mrs. F: "LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE AROUND YOU!"
Mrs. F: "LOOK AT THEM! YOU CAN ASK ANYONE HERE IF WE'RE RACIST OR NOT!"
Guy: "Emily, we're leaving."
Emily: "Ignore my brother-in-law. Please." (looking mortified)
Mrs. F: (eyeroll) "Oh yeah, we're SO racist."
Me: "What is he ON?"
Talk about EPIC FAIL. And random. :P
On a side note, much of the going-ons in the story reflect my own trip to the Grand Canyon.
Title: That Little Bird Is Gonna Jump...
Author: Lily Winterwood
Characters: Bill Adama, Laura Roslin, Lee Adama, Kara Thrace, and Billy Keikeya
Summary: Total AU crack. Bill, Laura, Lee, Kara, and Billy visit the Grand Canyon (and Lee and Billy have issues). No spoilers for anything.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Grand Canyon, nor do I own BSG. This is sheer crack, and RDM and the National Park Service would have never thought up such an atrocity.
( Maybe it's because he's Bill with a 'y'. )
If this crack deserves a Vegas or Sedona or Flagstaff sequel, tell me. I'm not too thrilled about it, but hey, fanservice is fanservice.
( Read more... )
You might have noticed that I haven't updated since...... a long time ago.
But the Yampavai Lodge at the South Rim of the Grand Canyon doesn't have wifi and you have to pay for it at Bellagio.
I know, depressing. :[
I tend to forget a lot of things, so here's another thing from yesterday. I was at that Wild Animal Park observing the birds in the aviary. There were two birds (Amazons, I believe. :P) that acted so nice and cozy that I was tempted to call them the "Roslin and Adama birds". I took a lot of photos of them; I'll picspam later.
Today we went to the Painted Desert, home to the Petrified Forest. It was... petrified. And ancient. They didn't allow us to take any petrified wood from the park, and my brothers and cousins threw hissy fits at that. We also went to Meteor Crater and some other pretty places whose names I totally forgot. :P Airlock me.
One of them was the ruins of a Hopi settlement, though. A few miles from that is this tall plateau with a wall. It looked creepily like the mountaintop where Adama built the cabin in Daybreak. I wanted to take pictures, but we were moving too fast. :[
Meteor Crater was windy. My hair got all messed up in the photos. As the name might suggest, the crater was created by a meteor. The Meteor Crater museum played a ten-minute movie about the place and later in the gift shop I bought something for Mrs. F...fossilized fish. ;P
After that we went to see petrified wood. Whee.
We had dinner at Denny's. The waitress seriously screwed up all of our orders. It was eventful. My bro Kenny and my cousin Ashley were cutting their french fries up and sprinkling salt on their ketchup. No comment.
I listened to just about every song on iRoslin on the drives in between the sites. I think I might make a Bella/Edward fanmix, because I'm just like that. :P And I might continue some BSG fanfic, but I barely have time cos Mom and Dad don't allow me to write or read in the car. XP
Conveniently forgot yesterday that we went to an outlet mall at Barstow. I saw Helo there.
No, not in the flesh. As an action figure. :P
I should have bought him. ;]
Finished Twilight. Great. I forgot to check out the rest, thinking I'll spend the whole week on Twilight. Guess I forgot just how fast I can read with time to kill. Now the only other thing left is Tom Sawyer. :P x[
Went to a wild animal park today. Funny thing about it is that it's right next to a prison and a courthouse. :P
After that we went to Sedona. It was spiffy. I met with a Chinese school classmate there. We're all BFFs, so we went to dinner together. Yum, fried bananas... :]
Mah little bro is acting up right now. :P
I listened to "River Flows In You" (Bella/Edward theme) on the way to Sedona. The piece right after it on iRoslin is "Roslin and Adama". Of course, da A/R theme totally pwned Bella/Edward's piano piece. Come on, what's a piddly little piano next to an orchestra? ;]
We're going to Vegas on Thursday and we're staying at the Bellagio there. ;]
I'm reading Twilight for the first time. The verdict so far is...
Bella's borderline-Sue as of this moment. Edward's pretty cool, I haven't seen Jacob yet, and it seems to me that everyone frakking LOVES Bella here. Um. WTF, man?
Right now, she's clumsy, yes. She looks plain (but people think she looks nice, I guess). She's related to the police chief, she's done just about everything in the cirriculum (and was in AP in Phoenix), she can cook, and she's got Perfect McPerfection mildly interested in her.
Once again, I'm reserving on dealing the final Mary Sue sentence. I can smell a downward spiral into Suedom for her, though.
But otherwise, it's pretty interesting.
In other news, Mrs. F got to the part in S3 where the resistance escapes! :] I printed out misscam 's latest story (A Murder on Galactica, the best mystery fanfic I've read so far. Laik srsly) and read bits of it to her. She likes it. :]
*happy dance* I'm going to Vegas and the Grand Canyone tomorrow! And I might have intrawebz cos mom's bringing da laptop. Yay!
The trial's utter fail, btw. Mr. W seriously rigged it. What the frak? We found Brown innocent and he turned the camera off and yelled at us.
I was a defense witness whose character's father was in the prosecution. Does that remind you of anyone? Especially since I tried to make a passionate speech about justice and my "dad" was all like, "wtf?". It was LOL. And the judge kept spinning around in his chair. The baliff swore in the attorney instead of the witness, which was LOL, too. And Caitlyn was doing camera duty and constantly zoomed in on people's zits and freckles and stuff. x]
I want a blooperreel. I mean, I seriously screwed up my part... :P Hopefully no one will call me out on bad grammar 'cos I used "me and my friend" instead of "my friend and I". It's called NERVES. :P
In other news...
I made three animated "Battlestar Twilightica" icons. Why, no, this isn't supposed to be a jab at ANYTHING. *looks innocent*.
( of three things i was absolutely positive )
(unfortunately the second and the third are too big for LJ. I have no idea how to "downsize" them. :P)
I also made icons off of the kittycats.
( cat, i'm a kittycat. and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance. )
now there are pictures.
( meow )
In other news... Mrs. F, Caitlyn, and I want to go to Dragon*Con, but it's on the other side of the country. *pouts* As soon as I get wind of one with Mary McDonnell and Katee Sackhoff in the Los Angeles area, we are so going and we're going to dress up! :]
I think I'll go as Boomer for Halloween. Now, where do I get military tanks?
Mrs. F looks very presidential. She has a suit jacket and a white crossover blouse. ;]
Oh, and in other-other news, it's icedteainthebag 's birthday! :] ( Bill looks like Lawrence of Arabia. :P )
Happy birfday, icedtea. You wanted Bill in Laura's headscarf. ;]
( denial is a river in egypt )
Yes, the girl in the first panel is me. The second one is done for my friend Caitlyn, who's still wanking over the lack of closure Lee and Kara had. The third one is Laura and Bill. I also have a normal version, but they're both teenagers in that one. :P