Dude, this is too funny. *gigglesnort*

On the twelfth day of Christmas, lily_winterwood sent to me...

Twelve plot-holes drumming

Eleven mini-balrogs piping

Ten books a-leaping

Nine agents dancing

Eight sues a-reading

Seven assassins a-writing

Six msts a-spelling

Five be-e-e-en barnes

Four ppc headquarters

Three frodo baggins

Two mary sues

...and a silmarillion in a susan pevensie.

Get your own Twelve Days:

*snorts*
Twelve plot holes, huh? Watch out! Eleven mini-Balrogs? Aaugh! Run, fangirls! (Actually, don't. I want to see you suffer.) Ten books leaping? Hopefully they'll land on the fangirls. x].
Nine agents dancing, hmm? What are they on? Eight 'Sues a-reading? Shall I really inflict suffering on three more 'Sues? Why not? *evil grin*
Seven assassins a-writing? Is it November already? Six MSTs a-spelling? How is that possible?
Five Ben Barnes? I don't mind that! *glomps the nearest Ben Barnes*
Four PPC HQs...oh no. Run, Agents! One's already confusing enough!
Three Frodos? Awesome!
Two Mary Sues? Kill. Evilly.
A Silmarillion in a Susan Pevensie, hmm. Did she eat the book or something? *snigger*

I also found this...

In 2008, lily_winterwood resolves to...

Go writing three times a week.
Cut down on my reading.
Spend less time on chocolate.
Go to badfic every Sunday.
Give up ppc headquarters.
Volunteer to spend time with sues.
 

Get your own New Year's Resolutions:

Writing three times a week, hmm. I can do that. I already do.
Cut down on reading? Nooooooo!
Spend less time on chocolate? NO! It's mine! My own! My PRECIOUSSSSSSSS!
Go to badfic every Sunday? No way in NINE HELLS.
Give up PPC HQ? Never, do you hear me? NOOOOO!
Volunteer to spend time with Mary Sues? Not on your life! Over my dead body!

Ganked from anjilly . Funness!

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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In April I bought porn for dracorn_adagio(-10 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In February I gave julyflamea life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In September anjillyand I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In January I helped misscamsee the light (8 points). Overall, I've been nice (759 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony! Sincerely, lily_winterwood

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*snigger* I would never buy porn...but of course I'd like a pony!