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EPIC WIN, MARY.

It's been a while since I did an "episode review", aka squealing over random events in random episodes.

So here are my documented squeeings, placed all out of order:

~MARYYYYYYYYYYYY! SHE'S GOT HER "OUT THE AIRLOCK" MOVE AGAIN!
~HEHE, I FINALLY LEARNED HOW TO TAKE SCREENSHOTS. XD
~THE BLONDE LOOKS SOOOOOO FUGLY. XD
~AHAHAHAHA THE BLONDE WAS TOTALLY CHECKING OUT MARY'S ASS. AND THINKING, "IT'S NOT FAIR THAT CAPT. RAYDER IS HOT AND I'M NOT!" LOL
~RAYDER=RAIDER. I LOVE CROSSOVERS.
~I WANT MARY'S HAIR. AND GLASSES. AND TRENCH COAT OF AWESOME.
~OMG IT'S AIRLOCK!ROSLIN!MARY!!!!! HER "I'M QUESTIONING YOU, BITCH" VOICE IS SOOOOO AWESOME.
~I LOVE HOW MARY HAS TO EXPLAIN WHAT A BREATHALYZER IS. LOL.
~[points to subject] THAT IS THE EPIC-EST QUOTE EVER. WHY DIDN'T ROSLIN EVER USE THAT ON PEOPLE? THEY WOULD HAVE PEED THEIR PANTS AND COWERED LIKE LITTLE GIRLS. BILL WOULD HAVE TOTALLY DONE THE WHOLE "yes sir, okay sir, anything you say, sir" ROUTINE ON HER, TOO. ;]
~"do you need help with the word 'immediately'?" HOLY CRAP, MARY. *immediately melts into fangirl goo. IMMEDIATELY.*
~HAHAHAHAHA BLONDIE IS ALL LIKE "captain Rayder, it's so nice to finally meet you." AND MARY IS ALL LIKE "yeah whatever bitch now give me the info that I want or I'll airlock you." AND BTW BLONDIE, GET A BETTER ACCENT.
~AHHAHA BLONDIE JUST HAD TO PULL OUT THE RANKS SCHTICK BECAUSE SHE WAS GETTING PWNED BY MARY'S HOTNESS. AHAHAHAHAHAHA DIDN'T SHE KNOW THAT MARY WAS PREZ ONCE AND CAN TOTALLY AIRLOCK HER ASS, CHIEF OR NOT?
~Blondie has a kitty. Kitty is more awesome than Blondie. LOL.
~HAHAHAHA. IN YO' FACE, BLONDIE. "I must go first! My investigation must go first!" Blondie: 0, McAwesome: too many to count
~GO MARRRRRRRRYYYYYY! THAT'S RIGHT, BLONDIE. SUCK IT. MARY WAS PREZ ONCE; SHE KNOWS MORE LAW THAN YOU DO. Granted, it's the laws of the Twelve Colonies, but they're a spin-off of U.S. laws. And LAPD sounds like Los Angeles Police Department (only an hour away? SQUEEEEE!), which means this takes part in the U.S....
~"It... won't..." LOLOLOLOLOL HERE'S ONE GUY WHO KNOWS THE POWER OF THE MCAWESOME.
~Blondie: still 0, McAwesome: still too many to count. AND MCAWESOME HAS A REALLLLLLY SEXY STRUT IN THAT HALLWAY SCENE.
~BLONDIE DOESN'T LAIKKKK MARRRRY; SUCKS FOR HER COS IF YOU ALIENATE MARY, YOU ALIENATE HER FANGIRLS. LOL.
~I LOVE HOW MARY'S SO FEMINIST IN THIS EP! FILED COMPLAINTS AGAINST A BUNCH OF DOCS FOR BEING MYSOGINISTIC BASTARDS? LOLOLOLOLOL! FOUR MONTHS OF SENSITIVITY TRAINING? LOLOLOLOL!
~BLONDIE'S THOUGHTS AT THE HOSPITAL/MORGUE/WHATEVER: "maybe if I wear glasses like Mary's I'll get more fangirls?"
~AHAHAHAHAHAHA BLONDIE'S PISSSSSSSSSED OFF AT MARY LOLOLOLOLOLOL Blondie: 0, McAwesome: enough to feed a third-world country
~Some pretty frakking dramatic shots of Blondie trying to outdo Mary - as if - and trying to solve the puzzle...
~Kyra Sedgewick can't pull off suffering faces and voices as well as Mary. Just sayin'.
~KITTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! NOOOOOOO, DON'T DIEEEEEE, KITTTTTTYYYYYYYY!
~"all I did was give an eighteen-year-old boy some free legal advice!" lol, Blondie. Repeat after me: denial IS a river in Egypt...
~MARY HAS A REALLY EPIC SMIRKKKKKK! *drool*
~Double-yoo-tee-eff. Blondie, there's a BIG difference between Afghanistan and Israel. For one, they're faaaaaaar apart. And most people in the Middle East are Muslims, while Parcell (if that's how you spell his name) is Jewish (or at least, he volunteered at a Jewish community center). BIIIIIG diff. If this murder was revenge from people fighting in Afghanistan, it would make better sense for the murderer to target a Muslim newsstand guy. So yes, it MAKES A LOT OF DIFFERENCE WHERE YOU COME FROM IN THE MIDDLE EAST, BLONDIE.
~Waaaaaaaaaait a sec... don't you get search warrants BEFORE you tear up someone's backyard? Or am I being a dunce and forgetting the whole process again?
~WTF. Why did Eric call Parcell a Muslim? Wasn't Parcell a Jew?
~AHA. I was right. IN YO FACE, ERIC.
~KITTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYY! *sobs* 
I guess that's that. Can't wait to see more epic Maryness! :]
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