Lol. le Randomness!

[lily_winterwood]

Looking at the totally awesomesauce nanowrimo icon lesleykajira  made and the flash video "Ze End of Ze World", I got this wierd idea...what if we have one for school? Like, one about my old middle school?
Here's what I would use...

 

So. This is Venado.

D***, you might say. This is a sweet school. Full of insane teachers and students…

Okay.

Ruling out the possibility of sudden death by earthquake, the polar ice caps melting, the ozone layer leaving, and meteors possibly crashing into us and blowing us up…

…we are most definetly going to take that California Standardized Test in spring.

So, we’ve got seventh graders and eighth graders. Whatever. We’re used to this…so one day we decide that that test is totally going down.

So we prepare to take it. While I’m in class learning about the stuff they’ll be testing us on, I’m all like, “S***. S***! WHAT IF I DON’T GET A GOOD SCORE?”

And my teacher is all like, “Ha, like THAT’s going to happen!”

And my brain’s all like, “But I’m le TIRED.”

So I’m like, “Well, take a nap…then TAKE THE TEST ANYWAYS!”

Meanwhile, my friends are all like, “WTF, mate? ^^”

Other students are all going like, “OMG! I’m going to fail this test!”

So, now we’ve got students all over the school hyperpreventilating over possible bad grades and the teachers are all going, “AHHHH! WHAT IF WE DID SOMETHING WRONG???”

…And all the Asians are like, “So, ‘bout that time, eh? Righto.”

So now I’m all like, “F***, I’m a dumb***.”

My parents are like, “What’s going on, eh?”

And my friends are still going, “WTF?”

So now we’re all commited to summer school because we flunkeding—except for the Asians…and my friends, who are still going, “WTF?!”

But we have no idea what the heck is going on in the curriculum and no way to study and no time to study because of video games and test day is nearly here…ARRRRRGH!

…but even if we fail…

…all we need to do is study harder for next time!  

Lolz. Now I'm back to procrastination on homework and nanowrimo. See ya.