what's up with everyone dying today?

SERIOUSLY?!?!

First Farrah Fawcett. Then Lorena Gale (ELOSHAAAAAAAAAA! *cries*).

Now Michael Jackson.

Possibly Jeff Goldblum (his is a hoax, haha!) and Harrison Ford, too. (also a hoax. And so were the rumors of Obama taken to the hospital)

Seriously, what's up with God today? Is he pissed off at us or something? 'Cause that might explain the suddenly very long obituary pages.

*looks worriedly at flisters and RL friends* Don't die on me, kay? Especially you. And you. And you.