1. Your ex is on the side of the road on fire. What do you do?
I don't have an ex. But I'd help the guy anyways.
2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
I have, like... five best friends and all of them really shouldn't be getting pregnant. One had chemo (=no more babies, fyi), and the four others are in my age group - teenagers - and very respectable people. They're A+ students who might be perverted but would never have sex so early.
3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Any time I'm spending time with my little bro Kenny.
4. Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name?
5. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What's her name?
Laura. Or Lori. Maybe Laura, so I can call her Lori as a nickname.
6. What are you craving right now?
7. What was the last thing you cried about?
Missing Mrs. F.
8. When you buy something and your change is a penny. Do you keep it or tell them to keep the change?
I usually keep it and lose it later.
9. What color is your tissue box?
I don't really use tissues. :P
10. Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
Yes, and it's pretty darn dusty.
11. What is the last voicemail you received about?
A study group meeting, complete with side note about my interesting voicemail message.
12. Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?
Hiking in the Grand Canyon. You could... fall...
13. What do you order when you go to Taco Bell?
I don't order from Taco Bell, I order from KFC. :D
14. Have you ever had a garage sale?
Once. I think.
15. What was the last alcoholic beverage you had?
I'm not 21 yet. Unless you count a sip of wine for religious purposes.
16.Are you happy right now?
Conflicted happiness and sadness. I feel so complex.
17. Who came over last?
18. Do you miss anybody right now?
Mrs. F, fo sho. :*[
19. Dark or light jeans?
Depends on the top.
20. What was the last movie you watched at home?
Dances With Wolves. :D
21. What is in your pocket?
22. Who introduced you to your [significant other]?
Depends on your view of who is supposed to be my significant other. For me, it's... um, my school schedule? XD
23. Where do you hurt?
24. What is your favorite aisle at Wal-Mart?
I don't shop at Wal-Mart. It's been known to produce shitty Cake Wrecks.
25. When is your birthday?
26. What are you going to do after this?
scan in some stickynote doodles.
27. What is your favorite dessert?
Ice cream. Sherbet. Anything cold.
28. Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
29. Is someone plotting your demise?
A fly. By driving me insane. Come to think of it, maybe a few mosquitoes, too.
30. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
Yes. Someone mistook me for my mom. Sorta. You see, we were at a dental clinic for Kenny (all except for mom, who's off at work) and the dentist guy was all like, "are you his mother?" and I was all like, "frak no; I'm his sister." But then again, I am taller than my mom.
31. Does someone like you right now?
I don't know. Usually I'll be the last to know.
32. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
33. Do you like the color green?
34. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Maybe Mrs. F, but other than her, I don't know.
*runs off to scanner*