That Little Bird Is Gonna Jump..., a BSG fanfic by Lily Winterwood

So here's a bit of mah crack!fic. It is cracktastic and has no sembelance to the BSG plot whatsoever. It is also unbeta'd. Read at your own risk.
On a side note, much of the going-ons in the story reflect my own trip to the Grand Canyon.

Title: That Little Bird Is Gonna Jump...
Author: Lily Winterwood
Rating: K
Fandom: BSG
Characters: Bill Adama, Laura Roslin, Lee Adama, Kara Thrace, and Billy Keikeya
Pairings: A/R
Summary: Total AU crack. Bill, Laura, Lee, Kara, and Billy visit the Grand Canyon (and Lee and Billy have issues). No spoilers for anything.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Grand Canyon, nor do I own BSG. This is sheer crack, and RDM and the National Park Service would have never thought up such an atrocity.

 

( Maybe it's because he's Bill with a 'y'. )

If this crack deserves a Vegas or Sedona or Flagstaff sequel, tell me. I'm not too thrilled about it, but hey, fanservice is fanservice.