Cos life's a bitch and then you die.

[lily_winterwood]

Watched "Bastille Day" and  "Act of Contrition" today. Lee and Zarek are epic tools.

Totesly.

Technically done with New Moon (skimmed last few chappies cos once Ed's back, everything goes uber corny as he dramatically declares his undying lurve for Bella and crap). If there's one thing I want to see in the NM movie, it's Head!Edward.

It would be totesly awesomesauce. When Bella does something stupid, head!Edward (Headward!) could pop out of nowhere and no one else but Bella can see him, just like Gaius and head!Six! He can yell at her and she can yell back and everyone else will look at her like she's going crazy because she is.

Yes, I want to see Headward. That's all I want to see. :P

In Mrs. F news...her students are going to take home baby toasters baby simulators sooner or later! For those who never had to go through the dubious honor of caring for a Real Care Baby, these babies are robots designed to act like human babies. They cry and laugh and burp and sleep and those noises are meant to be real (sooooo fake. when it sleeps it sounds like Darth Vader. Srsly). When it cries, the person with the dubious honor of being the parent has to see which of the four things it wants: rocking, burping, feeding, nuking the humans, or (the personal favorite of Mrs. F because she's evil like that) changing its diaper. A microchip senses whether you're there or not and if you carried out its latest demands. It also notes if you accidentally drop the baby's head. Rumors go around that it also records what you say to it.

Nevertheless it's not very human at the moment. It looks pretty darn real and weighs about 6 pounds, but at least it doesn't pee and poop and move and stuff. Cos then we'd need to get off of this Earth ASAP before the Cylons return.

Comments

[laurandbillever.livejournal.com]

hahah- sleeps like Darth Veider, huh? hihih :D:D I looved that!

And WORD about Lee and Zarek! ^_^

Head!James continues to sound weird to me.... hed!character in a vampire story... hm

[lily-winterwood.livejournal.com]

There's a lot of scenes in New Moon where Bella hears Edward's voice in her head, and it reminds me of how Six and Gaius interacted in Gaius's head!world.