Okay, world. Meet Lori Sinclair.
She's from one of my fanfics: "
What, Mary Sues Can Read?", where she landed in Middle-earth on her wedding day and--no, wait! Put those pitchforks down! She's not going to join the Fellowship! She know nothing of Middle-earth, and the Wood-elves of Mirkwood take her in. Gandalf casts a translation spell that enables her to communicate with them in Westron, and she tries to learn Sindarin and fit in with the Elves. That's just part of the story. The other part is that four Mary Sues are reading her story and go insane from the (hopefully) not-so-Mary-Sueishness of the fic. WMSCR is on somewhat of a hiatus right now, but I already have the end in mind--my PPC Agents come in and kill the Sues, and decide to recruit Lori. Lori Sinclair decides to join the PPC and also change her name to Lori Starrett. Eledhwen and Christianne send her to the Marquis de Sod, and they go off to recruit her fiance Bill Fallis.
That's what's happening right now...
( Read More... )Sooo...did I do it right? I don't know...